Rating :   1/100                                                                         85 Min       

The Red Dragon does not get this movie. AT ALL. It’s trash, and quite why so many pop celebrities (two Spice Girls, Ronan Keaton, Garry Barlow etc.) have debased themselves in it is a complete mystery. Once upon a time Britain had Monty Python, now we have the likes of Leigh Francis (Keith Lemon). Sad times. It receives a single point purely for Kelly Brook – The Red Dragon leaves it up to your imagination as to why that might be.